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IGNORING THE PARENTS IS THE NEW RELATIONSHIP GOAL

THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO NOT LISTENING TO YOUR PARENTS

Step 1: Develop your own opinions, even if they're wrong

Step 2: Refuse to call home when you're late (again)

Step 3: Use "I'm fine" when they ask if you're okay

This is the secret to a happy, healthy relationship. Don't believe us, though. We're clearly biased.

But seriously, have you tried ignoring them while pretending to listen? It's the key to freedom and sanity.

Or, you know, you could just do what your parents want and never have any fun. Your call.

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