Pepper Protocol 9000

Deciphering the Secret Sauce

• Taco Indices
• Pepper Packet Protocol
• Pepper Packet Decoder
• Bell Pepper Ontology

Warning: Reading this content may cause excessive sweating, drooling, and spontaneous combustion. Proceed with caution.

ประก The Pepper Protocol 9000 is a complex, highly secretive system of encoding the perfect taco. It is not to be underestimated.

For the sake of your taste buds and your sanity, do not attempt to implement the following sub-protocols on a real taco:

• The Tijuasian Flip
• The Crunchy Conundrum
• The Salsa Synchronizer

Taco indices are available for download as a free PDF, but be warned: once you see the truth, there is no turning back.