Taco Tuesday is a Lie

We all know the truth: Tuesday is actually a cruel joke played on us by the Taco Industrial Complex.

But you know what's real? The thrill of the taco Tuesday decision-making process.

• Taco Chemistry: The Science of Choosing the Perfect Taco
• Taco Ethics: When Do You Eat the Tacos, and When Do You Save Them for Later?

So go ahead, make the right call. For the Win!