Decision Tactics: The Art of Pretending to be a Grown-up

Welcome to Decision Tactics, where we teach you how to fake it till you make it.

Below you'll find our collection of tactics to help you look good while not really knowing what you're doing:

• The Art of Saying "You Know": A Masterclass in Deflection The Pretzel Mechanism: A Guide to Blaming Others for Your Mistakes
• The Say Nothing Society: A Club for the Indefinitely Deliberating
• The Art of Appearing Busy When You're Not: A Guide to Faking Productivity

// The Pretzel Method: A Guide to Blaming Others for Your Mistakes

function blameOthersForMistakes() {
    var randomPerson = Math.floor(Math.random() * 3);
    if (randomPerson == 0) return "It's the cat's fault.";
    if (randomPerson == 1) return "It's the dog's fault.";
    return "It's the intern's fault.";
}

// Example usage:
console.log(blameOthersForMistakes()); // Outputs: "It's the dog's fault."

Disclaimer:

Decision Tactics is not responsible for any damage or harm caused by the use of the tactics listed above. Please use these tactics at your own risk.