Are you tired of actually making decisions? Do you find the process of weighing options overwhelming? Look no further! Our team of expert pretenders has developed the definitive guide on pretending to choose.
The key to successful pretending is all about confidence, folks. When in doubt, just go with the first thing that comes to mind, and hope for the best. Remember, it's not about actually making the right choice, it's about looking like you're making the right choice.
For an added layer of authenticity, try incorporating some subtle nods to actual decision-making. A few choice phrases, a well-placed glance at a spreadsheet, and you're golden.
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