Decision 9: Pretending to Choose, Actually Choosing Not To

Welcome, decision-avoiders! Today we're tackling the art of pretending to make a decision, while actually choosing to do nothing.

It's a delicate dance, really. A delicate dance of indecision and feigned interest. A dance that requires great skill, great patience, and great excuses.

The Steps:

Step 1: Pretend to be interested, but actually tune out.
Step 2: Use 'I'll get back to you' as a viable excuse.
Step 3: Claim 'I'm just taking a break' when actually you're just browsing cat pictures.
Step 4: Tell yourself you'll 'look into it' later, but actually just delete the email.
Step 5: Pretend to be overwhelmed by options, but actually just can't be bothered.

Additional Tips:

For the advanced practitioner:

- Master the art of the 'I'll just check it real quick' maneuver. A quick glance at the screen, a nod of feigned understanding, and voila! Instant decision avoidance!

- Develop a repertoire of clever excuses, such as 'I'm on a tight deadline' or 'I'm in a meeting.'

Want to learn more advanced techniques? Click here for our comprehensive guide to Pretending to Choose, Actually Choosing Not To: Mastering the Art of Decision-Aversion.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try The Ultimate Decision-Aversion Challenge, where you must make a series of increasingly difficult decisions, all while pretending to make them.

Disclaimer:

This site is for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance between the content on this site and actual decision-making practices is purely coincidental.