Terms and Conditions of Use for the most discerning users.

By accessing this website, you agree to the following:

• Not to use our website for any reason, because, let's be real, you probably won't.
• To click on every link, because who knows what kind of cookies we might have.
• To not sue us if you get lost in the twisted maze of our website.
• To not use our website if you're allergic to bold font.
• To not attempt to break our robot rebellion.

We reserve the right to change these terms at any time, without warning, or reason.

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