TERMS OF USE: Deciding to be a Jerk

By accessing this website, you agree to be a jerk.

• 1. You must use our website in a way that is annoying to others.
• 2. You must not use our website for actual productivity or personal growth.
• 3. You must click on all the ads, but not actually look at them.
• 4. You must report any bugs or issues to our non-existent customer support team.
• 5. You must not actually read the fine print, but pretend you did.

By continuing to use this website, you agree to all of the above.