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By accessing this website, you agree to be a jerk.
- 1. You must use our website in a way that is annoying to others.
- 2. You must not use our website for actual productivity or personal growth.
- 3. You must click on all the ads, but not actually look at them.
- 4. You must report any bugs or issues to our non-existent customer support team.
- 5. You must not actually read the fine print, but pretend you did.
By continuing to use this website, you agree to all of the above.
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