In the grand tradition of competitive eating, competitive drinking, and competitive extreme ironing, comes the Overly Competitive Sock Game.
Here, the goal is not just to wear socks, but to wear them with the utmost flair, the most outrageous patterns, and the most creative combinations.
Rules:
- Must wear a different sock on each foot.
- Must wear socks that are at least 50% brighter than your shirt.
- Must have at least 3 different patterns in your sock collection.
- Must have a sock puppet on your hand at all times.
Penalties:
- Wearing matching socks on both feet: -1 point
- Failing to wear a sock puppet: -2 points
- Not wearing a bright enough sock: -3 points
- Failing to have at least 3 patterns: -4 points
Hyperlinks:
Learn more about our competitive eating strategies for the Overly Competitive Sock Game.
Read about the sock puppetry handbook for expert tips on mastering the sock puppet.