Decision by Dance History
Why, oh why, the dance of choice? It all started with the foot stompin' timeline, where the earliest recorded dance moves were a mix of awkward flailing and unrequited love.
Ancient Civilizations
From the Egyptians' slow jive to the Greeks' hip-swiveling olympics, our ancestors danced with reckless abandon, often to avoid being devoured by wild beasts or other humans.
Modern Era
Fast forward to the present day, where dance memes have taken over the internet, and we're all just trying to overly competitively sock game it out.
Why the Dance of Choice?
It's simple: because our ancestors were weird, and we're just trying to keep up with the Joneses.