In a shocking turn of events, the nation's favorite dip has been embroiled in a web of deceit and corruption.
It all started when a whistleblower came forward with allegations of "guac-gate," a scandal involving the secret society of elite avocado farmers who control the global supply chain.
The whistleblower, a brave and determined individual known only as "The Avocado Vigilante," has been tirelessly working to expose the truth behind the scenes.