The Laws of Thermodynamics: Because Who Needs Clarity, Anyway?

Zeroth Law: If you're still reading this, congratulations! You've reached the point where the laws of thermodynamics start to get really, really confusing.

First Law: Energy can be transferred, but don't try to transfer yourself, that's just weird.

Second Law: The more you heat something up, the more likely it is to break, but that's not a law, that's just science.

Third Law: As the universe gets hotter, the laws of thermodynamics start to break down, and that's not even a law, that's just Tuesday.

• Zeroth Law: The Unreliable Guide
• 1st Law: Heat Transfer, Not Personal Transfer
• 2nd Law: Entropy: Because Your Room is a Hot Mess
• 3rd Law: Don't Try to Cool Down, It's a Trap

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