At Extra Large Tee Shirts, we take your privacy seriously. Or at least, we take it as seriously as we take our love of large shirts. Our servers are hosted on the moon, which means we're not bound by Earthly laws. But don't worry, we still have a policy!
We collect the following information from our customers:
Our servers store this information in a highly secure, heavily guarded vault on the moon. Or, at least, that's what we like to tell people. The truth is, it's probably just a guy named Bob with a spreadsheet.
If you don't like this policy, you can opt-out, but let's be real, you probably just want more large shirts.
We're not responsible for any emotional distress caused by our large shirts. If you're feeling overwhelmed, please seek help.
Or, you know, just wear a smaller shirt. We hear they're nice.