Welcome to Decision Making 3000, the world's most advanced decision engine. Or, as we like to call it, "The Thing That Spits Out Random Choices And Pretends It Matters."
With an unprecedented 37 options, you can trust that we will provide you with the most accurate, the most reliable, and the most utterly useless decision-making experience on the web.
Ramen Noodles, Underwear, or Elephant-Horn Splinters? The choice is yours!