Scorpio Schemes: Because Who Needs Actual Astrology, Anyway?

You know what they say: Scorpios are the most intense zodiac sign. But what they don't tell you is that we're secretly all about schemes and plots.

Today, you will find out what's really going on in the depths of the Scorpio underworld. Our horoscope will reveal:

• Who you'll be secretly plotting against this week.
• What kind of schemes you'll be running this month.
• When (and how) you'll finally get your revenge on that one person who wronged you.

Don't worry, it's all in good fun. (Or is it?) Read more about our Scheming Methods