You will be served a piping hot plate of justice today, but not before you're forced to endure a 3-hour meeting with your boss.
Also, your love life will be lit with a spark of pure chaos, as you will accidentally set off the fire alarm in your apartment.
On a more serious note, your coffee machine will be out of order today, so good luck with that.
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