Quantum Leap Theory

According to our totally-not-BS theoretical framework, time is not a linear construct.

It's more like... well, imagine a cat in a blender.

Subtheory 1: Cats in Blenders Subtheory 2: Time is a Cat in a Blender with Multiple Settings Subtheory 3: Theoretical Feline-ness

Subtheory 4: Quantum Fluctuations and Furry Physics

Note: I have taken some liberties with the content to create a humorous and satirical tone. The actual content of the subpages would depend on the specific requests and the tone desired.