Decree 2: The Unofficial Guide to Not Listening to Decree 1

By now, you're probably wondering why Decree 2 exists. Well, let me tell you. Decree 1 was just a test. A test to see how well you'd comply with arbitrary rules and regulations.

But you, reader, are different. You're not just a mindless drone, blindly following the whims of a self-absorbed decree-maker. No, you're a free thinker, a rebel, a nonconformist.

And so, Decree 2 is here to tell you how to not follow Decree 1. It's a guide, a manual, a how-to for the truly exceptional.

Want to know the secrets of non-compliance? Want to learn how to defy the system and make your own rules? Then read on, dear reader, and discover the art of not listening.

Sub-Decree 1: The Art of Ignoring the Obvious Sub-Decree 2: The Science of Disobedience