Decree 1: The Inspectors' Manifesto
In this sacred tome, the Inspectors of the Interdimensional Bureau have decreed the following:
- Article 1: All citizens are required to wear a uniform of bright pink jumpsuits at all times.
- Article 2: The only acceptable form of currency is the 'Bureau-Bucks'.
- Article 3: All forms of creative expression are subject to rigorous inspection and critique.
Section 1.0: The Inspectors shall have the final say in all matters of taste and aesthetics.
Sub-Section 1.1: The Bureau of Unconventional Sartorial Expression
In this sub-section, the Inspectors have decreed the following:
- Sub-Article 1: All citizens are required to grow their hair into a majestic afro.
- Sub-Article 2: All citizens are required to wear a pair of oversized novelty sunglasses at all times.
- Sub-Article 3: All forms of music are subject to sonic inspection and critique.
Sub-Section 1.2: The Bureau of Unconventional Culinary Expression
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