By the power vested in us, we hereby decree that all refiners shall refine with utmost care.
Article 1: All refiners shall wear matching plaid patterns to signify their commitment.
Article 2: Refiners shall never, under any circumstances, refine a product with a hangover.
Article 3: Any refiner who fails to adhere to these decrees shall be subject to the highest level of scrutiny.
Note: Failure to comply may result in the revocation of your refining privileges.