The Great Dictator's Decree

Proceed to Section 2: The Infallible Edict

In a world where the Great Dictator's whims are law, the following decrees have been issued:

• Article 1: All citizens must wear plaid on Tuesdays.
• Article 2: All coffee must be served in a mug with a built-in mustache.
• Article 3: All conversations must begin with the phrase "Have you seen my cat?"

Proceed to Section 3: The Unyielding Ultimatum