Decree 1: The Unconquerable Edifice of Utter Folly

By order of the Supreme Ruler of the Known Universe, all sentient beings are hereby required to watch an endless loop of cat videos on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Forfeiture of all snacks for a period of 37 days
• Forfeiture of all sleep for a period of 14 days
• Temporary reassignment to the Department of Redundant Tasks