As per the ancient traditions of the Subpage 1, it is decreed that all subpage 1 users shall don a pair of novelty mustaches at all times.
A fine of 1000 subpage 1 bucks shall be levied against any user who fails to comply with this decree.
Related Subpages:
Subpage 1-1: The Mustache Regulations, Subpage 1-2: The Fine Print