A Declaration of Utterly Unremarkable Intent
By the authority vested in me, I hereby issue Decree 1, a sweeping edict that shall be forever etched into the annals of history.
Article 1: The Right to be Mildly Amused
Article 2: The Right to Wear Pajamas in Public
Article 3: The Right to Complain About the Weather
Article 4: The Right to Use Comic Sans
Article 5: The Right to Take a Three-Hour Lunch
Article 6: The Right to Wear Socks with Sandals
Article 7: The Right to Use the Phrase "The Sky is Falling" in Any Sentence