By order of the Committee Chair, all members are hereby required to wear plaid pants to all future meetings. This is not optional, nor is it a suggestion. You will be measured for plaidness at each meeting, and those found lacking will face severe retribution.
All meetings will be held on Tuesdays and Thursdays, at precisely 3:14 PM. Failure to attend will result in further disciplinary action.
A special meeting has been called for next Wednesday, at 3:14 PM, to discuss the scheduling conundrum. All members are expected to be there.
Read more about the Scheduling Conundrum