Subsection 1.1: The Official Guide to Not Caring About Your Feelings

A comprehensive resource for those who've reached peak emotional numbness.

Welcome, fellow emotional void-dwellers! In this subsection, we'll explore the art of caring not at all about your feelings. It's a delicate balance of apathy and disdain, but trust us, it's worth it.

Step 1: Practice indifference in front of the mirror.

Step 2: Develop a keen sense of emotional detachment.

Step 3: Surround yourself with things that numb.