By order of the Ministry of Redundant Bureaucracy, it is hereby declared that:
Article 1: The Purpose of Existential Crises
In a world where the fabric of reality is constantly shifting, it is essential to establish a clear and concise understanding of the existential crises.
Article 2: Symptoms of Existential Crises
Identifying the signs of an impending existential crises is key to effective response:
- Feeling of impending doom
- Uncontrollable sweating
- Unrelenting questioning of the meaning of life
Article 3: Response Protocol
Upon detection of an existential crises, follow these steps:
- Call the Ministry of Redundant Bureaucracy
- Repeat the following mantra 7 times: "I will not let the meaning of life consume me"
- Contact a trusted friend or family member
Article 4: Conclusion
By following this protocol, you will be well on your way to navigating the treacherous waters of existential crises.