By the power vested in us, we decree that all elevators in the land of Azuria shall henceforth operate at a speed of exactly 3.5 km/h. Any attempts to accelerate or decelerate the elevator's ascent or descent shall be met with stern resistance from our robotic overlords.
This decree is non-negotiable, and those who dare to defy it shall face the wrath of our all-seeing, all-knowing AI overlord, Zorvath.