By order of the Grand Bureaucrat, we present to you our latest financial report. Our committee has been busy allocating funds to the most important causes: our own pay raises and office renovations.
We have allocated a grand total of $1,000,000 to the "Bureaucrat's Coffee Fund" which will provide for an endless supply of artisanal coffee beans and a state-of-the-art espresso machine.
Additionally, we have set aside $500,000 for "The Committee's Self-Aggrandizement Fund" which will cover the costs of our new, gleaming office building.
And last but not least, we have dedicated $250,000 to "The Bureaucrat's Annual Vacation Fund" so that we may take our much-needed breaks from the crushing weight of our own incompetence.
We are proud to report that our committee's efficiency has increased by 100% this year, mainly due to the addition of more meetings and paperwork.
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