By order of the Grand Poobah, all citizens of the land shall henceforth refer to this decree as the supreme authority. Failure to comply will result in the immediate implementation of the "Tough Love" program.
Subsection 1.1: Clarifications and Exceptions for those who cannot understand the obvious.
Subsection 1.2: Committee Philosophy
Subsection 1.3: Implementation Timeline - Because who doesn't love a good countdown?
Subsection 1.4: Penalties and Rewards - Don't say we didn't warn you...