Minutes of the Committee on Inconsequential Affairs, Sub-Committee 1, Item 1

Chairperson's Summary

The Chairperson, a renowned expert on the art of doing absolutely nothing, called the meeting to order at 2:14 PM. The first order of business was the discussion of the importance of taking a three-hour lunch.

The committee members present were:

• The Committee Secretary, who was tasked with taking notes, but mostly just doodled on her pad.
• The Vice-Chair, who was too busy playing solitaire to participate in the discussion.
• Member 1, who had an opinion, but it was quickly dismissed as irrelevant.

Next meeting: Wednesday at 2:14 PM, same place.