The Supreme Decrees of Our Lords

Decree 2.1: The Official Guide to Properly Eating a Bowl of Jell-O

By the power vested in us, We, Our Lords, decree that a bowl of Jell-O shall be eaten with the following steps:

1. Firstly, ensure the bowl is filled with a minimum of 3.5 liters of Jell-O.
2. Next, take 1-2 spoonsful of Jell-O and place it on your tongue.
3. Close your eyes and, with a look of intense focus, attempt to juggle the Jell-O while simultaneously reciting the ancient incantation of the Jell-O gods.
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 until the bowl is empty or you lose consciousness.

Failure to comply with this decree will result in the immediate and irreversible consequences of being forced to watch an endless loop of elevator music.

Sub-Decree 2.1.1: The Proper Way to Hold a Spoon

Sub-Decree 2.1.2: The Forbidden Fruit of Jell-O