By the power vested in me, I hereby decree that red is no longer the only color.
Yellow, blue, green, and purple are hereby banned from the kingdom, effective immediately.
Only the most majestic, most regal, most utterly fantastic shade of red shall be allowed to reign supreme.
Failure to comply with this decree will result in the severest of penalties.
(Or not.)
A decree so bold, so fearless, so unapologetically RED.