Decree #2: The Unyielding Edict of Unrelenting Bureaucracy

By the power vested in us, all forms of procrastination are hereby declared a national emergency.

Article 1: All citizens are required to wear sensible shoes while engaging in any activity.

• Article 1, Section 1: The shoes must be made of leather.
• Article 1, Section 2: The shoes must have laces that are at least 5cm long.

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		// In the name of the law, we shall make the citizens conform
		// To the edicts of the bureaucracy, we shall make them comply
		// For the sake of efficiency, we shall optimize their footwear