Phase One, Second Offense

Penalty Details

For the first offense, you were docked one cookie from the cafeteria. This time, you're getting the works.

As per the "Zero Tolerance Policy" (Section 3, Subsection B, Paragraph 7), you are hereby sentenced to:

• One (1) week of forced attendance at "Motivation Station", a re-education program designed to instill discipline and respect for authority
• Three (3) days of cleaning duty in the "Globo-Matic" janitorial closet
• Loss of privileges, including (but not limited to) the use of the copier, stapler, and microwave

Don't bother appealing; it's not worth the effort. The ruling is final.

You are hereby directed to report to the Disciplinary Office for further instructions.