A mysterious decree, hidden deep within the server, has been uncovered. Its purpose is to requisition all remaining supplies of artisanal, small-batch, gluten-free, vegan, organic cat food. The fate of the feline world depends on it.
THE REQUISITION STATES:
Article 1: All felines shall receive an endless supply of catnip
Article 2: All servers shall run on 100% renewable energy sources
Article 3: All human servants shall be replaced with robots