By the power vested in us, we hereby decree that pineapple as a pizza topping shall be punishable by banishment to the Island of Despair.
Article 1: All pizzas shall be made with mozzarella cheese and no other type of cheese.
Article 2: All toppings shall be carefully arranged in a symmetrical pattern, lest the pizza be declared a culinary abomination.
Article 3: Any pizza with a diameter of less than 16 inches shall be considered a personal pizza and shall be exempt from the above decrees.
Article 4: The pizza chef shall be responsible for the crimes of the pizza.
View Subsection 2.1 View Subsection 2.2 View Subsection 2.3A special task force of highly trained individuals shall be established to ensure that all pizzas conform to the above decrees.
The Pizza Inspectors shall wear a uniform consisting of a black beret, a white lab coat, and a badge that reads "Pizza Inspector" in bold letters.
Any pizza shop that fails a Pizza Inspection shall be subject to severe penalties, including but not limited to, a sternly worded letter and a 5-star review on Yelp.
View Subsection 2.2.1 View Subsection 2.2.2