Food Pyramid

Level 2: The Meaty Middle Class

Where the meat is plentiful, but the nutrients are scarce.

This level of the food pyramid is reserved for those prophets who require a hearty dose of protein to sustain their daily grind.

Level 1: The Carbohydrate Catastrophe

Where the carbs are plentiful, but the consequences are dire.

This level of the food pyramid is reserved for those who require a constant supply of starchy delights to keep their blood sugar high.

Level 3: The Fatty Frenzy

Where the fats are plentiful, but the arteries are not.

This level of the food pyramid is reserved for those who require a generous dose of fatty acids to keep their hearts beating.