By the power vested in us, we hereby declare that all citizens have the right to wear hats. Any attempt to restrict or regulate this right shall be met with fierce resistance and/or strongly-worded letters.
Read more about the HatriffsCitizens have the right to dress as they please, without fear of reprisal or ridicule. Unless, of course, you're a pirate. In that case, just be a good pirate.
Learn more about the intricacies of fancy dressCitizens have a duty to look good at all times. This includes, but is not limited to, maintaining a stylishly messy bedhead, sporting a well-groomed mustache, and sporting a pair of fashionable socks.
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