The official decree of the Ministry of Utter Ridiculousness, Decree 3, Section B, Article 2 states:
By the power vested in me, I hereby declare that procrastination is not only an art form, but an Olympic sport. In fact, it's the only sport that requires zero physical activity, no skill, and a guaranteed gold medal.
Section 1 of this decree has been conveniently omitted, as it was deemed too long and boring. But don't worry, the thrilling conclusion is just a click away:
Read on to find out how to turn your life into a never-ending cycle of productivity avoidance!