Decree 3: The Unyielding Edict

By the power vested in me, I, the Supreme Ruler of This Realm, hereby issue the following decree:

• Article 1: All citizens are required to wear funny hats on Tuesdays.
• Article 2: The consumption of nachos is mandatory on Thursdays.
• Article 3: The playing of the trombone shall be done with reckless abandon, at all hours of the day and night.