Subsection 3.2: The Official Excuse Generator

Go back to Subsection 3.1: The Art of Procrastination Proceed to Subsection 3.3: The Science of Making It Up As You Go

Sorry, We're Late Because

• Our bus was hijacked by a flock of angry seagulls.
• We were kidnapped by aliens who wanted to study our Netflix habits.
• Our cat ate our lunch money, and we had to go on a wildcat chase.
• We were trying to solve world hunger, but it's a real thing and we got stuck in a loop.

But don't worry, we'll be back soon! Or maybe not. Possibly in a parallel universe where we're on time.

Want more excuses? Go to Subsection 3.2.1: The Excuse Engine for more.

Or, if you want to be on time, Go back to Decree 3: The Art of Being Early.

This is the end of the excuses, but not the end of the world.