Preamble:
As the supreme ruler of this dystopian empire, I, the Bureaucratic Overlord, hereby decree that all forms shall be filled out in triplicate, with an additional 37 pages of supporting documentation.
Article 1: The Power of Red Tape
Section 1.1: All citizens shall be subject to an endless loop of pointless meetings and pointless reports.
Section 1.1.1: The art of passive-aggressive email replies
Article 2: The Futility of Hope
Section 2.1: All hopes and dreams shall be crushed beneath the unyielding weight of bureaucratic indifference.