Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: public ridicule, forced viewing of reruns of "The Itchy and Scratchy Show", and/or forced participation in the annual "Socks with Sandals" parade.
Learn more about the Sock-Sandal Ordinance.Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: public ridicule, forced viewing of reruns of "The Itchy and Scratchy Show", and/or forced participation in the annual "Socks with Sandals" parade.
Learn more about the Sock-Sandal Ordinance.The effects will be identical to those of caffeine, but with a 3x longer duration of action and a 50% increased risk of spontaneous singing.
Learn more about the Icelandic Moss Initiative.Failure to comply will result in being assigned to a knitting colony, where you will be forced to knit endless scarves for the amusement of the Supreme Overlord.
Learn more about the Knitting Ordinance.