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Decree 1: All citizens are required to wear socks with sandals at all times.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: public ridicule, forced viewing of reruns of "The Itchy and Scratchy Show", and/or forced participation in the annual "Socks with Sandals" parade.

Learn more about the Sock-Sandal Ordinance.

Decree 2: All forms of caffeine will be replaced with a special blend of pure, unadulterated, imported Icelandic moss. Decrees | Supreme Overlord

Decrees | Supreme Overlord

Decree 1: All citizens are required to wear socks with sandals at all times.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: public ridicule, forced viewing of reruns of "The Itchy and Scratchy Show", and/or forced participation in the annual "Socks with Sandals" parade.

Learn more about the Sock-Sandal Ordinance.

Decree 3: All forms of caffeine will be replaced with a special blend of pure, unadulterated, imported Icelandic moss.

The effects will be identical to those of caffeine, but with a 3x longer duration of action and a 50% increased risk of spontaneous singing.

Learn more about the Icelandic Moss Initiative.

Decree 4: All citizens are required to learn the ancient art of Extreme Knitting.

Failure to comply will result in being assigned to a knitting colony, where you will be forced to knit endless scarves for the amusement of the Supreme Overlord.

Learn more about the Knitting Ordinance.
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