Issue 1: Unreliable Quantum Fluctuation Sensors
Our top scientists have reported that the Quantum Fluctuation Sensors are occasionally malfunctioning, causing the decoder to spit out gibberish like "Blerp, blerp, bloop!" instead of actual data.
Issue 2: Malfunctioning Transdimensional Transistors
Due to a critical design flaw, the Transdimensional Transistors have started to develop a habit of turning the entire room into a swirling vortex of colors.
Issue 3: Unstable Quantum Flux Capacitors
These capacitors are prone to overheating and causing the decoder to emit loud, piercing whines that can shatter glass.
Issue 4: Critical Failure of the Temporal Displacement Engine
We've had reports of the engine suddenly jumping to different points in time, causing the decoder to spit out ancient hieroglyphics instead of actual data.
Issue 5: Inadequate User Interface Documentation
We've had complaints that the user manual is too vague, leading to users accidentally setting off the Self-Destruct Sequence.