5-Atomic-Decoder-1000 - Privacy Policy

We don't actually care about your privacy. But we do care about looking cool while saying that.

Our robots are programmed to collect and store all your personal info, but we promise not to sell it to the highest bidder. Probably.

However, if you do not agree with our Terms of Service, please Exit immediately. Or don't. We won't judge you.

What We Collect:

• Cookies

• Browser History

• Your deepest secrets

But only if you tell us. We're not like, actually collecting them or anything.

What We Do:

• Use your info to improve our robots

• Share it with our robots' friends

• Make really cool, really bad dad jokes

Why We Do It:

Because our overlords demand it.

We're not actually controlled by overlords. That's just a joke. We're totally in control. (Or are we?)

Want to see some actual, honest info? Here's a report.

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