Our team consists of experts in the field of defense, each with a unique approach to argumentation.

Meet our team:

Expert in the field of avian defense, Dr. Pigeon has a Ph.D. in Bird Logic.

Quackers is our expert in the field of waterfowl defense, with a proven track record of quacking loudly at any perceived threats.

Argument from a Bird

I am a bird, I am a bird, I am a bird. I am a bird, I am a bird, I am a bird. You cannot kill me with your guns, I am a symbol of freedom.

Or so I would argue, at least. As a bird, I have the unique perspective of having flown over your house, seen your lawn, and pooped on your car.

"I may be small, but my droppings are mighty."

Dr. Pigeon's take on this argument: "A bird's gotta do what a bird's gotta do, and if that means pooping on your car, so be it."

"The bird brain is the best brain."