Definite Causes

Welcome to Definite Causes, where we explore the utterly absurd, yet somehow totally real, explanations for everything.

Our Featured Causes:

• Cause 1: The Socks Disappearing In The Washing Machine
• Cause 2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donut Fries
• Cause 3: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising

Causes are like buses, but with more drama and fewer wheels.

Or, you know, just click on a link and see what happens.