Welcome to the Deflection Store, where the art of saying "no" has never been more beautiful. Our expert staff of professional deflectors will help you sidestep, parry, and generally avoid any responsibility you might have.
Diplomatic Deflection for when you want to say "no" without burning bridges.
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