Deflection is an art form, folks. It's like a ninja sword: swift, silent, and occasionally effective. But, let's be real, it's also super useful when you just can't be bothered.
Here are some of our favorite deflection techniques:
When someone asks you if you've seen that one thing, just say you're not late, but you're just... recharging. In a field. Of lavender.
See the Classic "I'm Not Late" Deflection in action.When your significant other asks when you'll be getting food, just say you're not hungry. You're just... on a diet of pure, unadulterated sunlight.
Learn more about the "I'm Not Hungry" Deflection.When someone asks what you're doing on your phone, just say you're not bored. You're just... researching the intricacies of quantum physics.
Discover the secrets of the "I'm Not Bored" Deflection.And that's not all, folks! We have many more deflection techniques up our sleeve. Stay tuned for more!